The Handbook, for great justice, and also because Sunny-mun has the memory of a goldfish. Please add anything useful here.

MOUSE OVER EVERY LINK.

Thundercracker's wings are erogenous zones. Touch them at your own risk. (Note: This goes for all Seekers. No touchie.)

The base's homeowner's insurance does not cover Wheeljack's lab.

If you want to see some great drama, look up Starscream, Thundercracker or Bonecrusher. They're usually pretty entertaining. (And I mean that in the nicest possible way!) (Bonecrusher's mun is, in particular, always ready to utterly humiliate her muse at any turn - either that, or use her muse to beat yours to slag.  Whichever works for you.)

Don't let any ducks near Sideswipe. He can't afford another indecency charge.

Alcohol is your friend.

Hook is Primus. Unless Primus is in the room. Then Hook ISN'T in the room.

If Justice steals your information, just give it up. You'll be labeled as a pervert and a degenerate for the rest of time.