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 This is how Sunny-mun plays him...most of the time.

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Cracktran History

Sunny crashed somewhere near Miami. After sorting out which way was north and that, yes, he did want to go that way, he found Sideswipe along the way and arrived at the base. Um. There was Jet Judo and much accusing of him being interested in more than just Thundercracker's wings. Then he met Runabout.

Cue up the dramallamas!

First there was the constant bickering about whether or not Sunny was being a good boyfriend (He wasn't). Then Sunny took off to Mexico for a day because Siders was feeling neglected. He came back to Runabout bonded to Sixshot.

Cue the dramarhino.

There were EPIC fights. Several of them. For days and days and days. Finally, Runabout gave them an ultimatium, and they came to an agreement. (Read: Sunny said, "Fuckit, do what you want. You're going to anyways.") And all was good for about a day.

Then Sunny managed to pull the absolute worst stunt EVER, and Runabout kicked him to the curb.

This led to much ill-timed sulking in Mexico, until Getsueni showed up and irritated Sunny right out of his emo. They're bonded now. Go figure. Getsuei is now learning the Joys of Dating Sunny, including but not limited to Sunny's Inabilities To Cope, Communicate Or Go A Whole Day Without Getting In A Fight, Sideswipe, and Sunny-Mun's Real Life, Which Is Dedicated To Cockblocking Sunny. Highlights of their relationship include Sunny thinking the bonding process was "a new kind of kinky sex" and Getsuei throwing a pair of vibrating panties at Sunny's head.

At the same time all this was going on, Sunny defected to the Crackions with his brother, was adopted by Thundercracker, and spent a lot of time wishing to wipe humanity off the face of the planet. He's vaguely aware of something involving Section Eight, or possibly Vector Sigma, or maybe Unicron, whatever that is.

Sunny-mun has bowed to fate and given up on Naniwrimo, having managed to stick with it for a record-breaking seventeen days. This is all y'alls fault.

Profile

Big, yellow, short-tempered and one hell of an attention whore, Sunny can generally be found in the medbay or common room, depending on his current level of emo. He has an endless bucket of popcorn and supply of twisty straws, which he's willing to share, along with his tequila. Depending on who's around, he's either the Second Coming of Charles Bronson or a total woobie. There's a list for the second:

• Siders
• Thundercracker
• Runabout
• Bumblebee
• Fireflight
• Bluestreak
• Skywarp
• Getsuei
• Hook

This, with the addition of Ironhide, Ratchet, and Scorponok is also the complete list of People Who Sunny Gives a Slag About. Apparently, he's got a thing for the cute ones. Mess with anyone on aforementioned list, and Sunny will introduce you to his good friends Missile and Launcher.

We're not quite sure what he's using for a microprocessor, but the current theroy is a Frito that Bluestreak nommed half of. He also has failed to download a dictionary file containing words of more than two syllables, which is sort of a problem.

There was going to be more here, but Sunny-mun has work.

Sunny is generally up for anything involving guns, Jet Judo, or alcohol.

If we were in a parallel universe, Tracks would be way, way prettier than him. I mean, have you seen those things on the side of his head? But we're not. :B

We can't forget Sunny's award winning strategy for avoiding conflicts... going to Mexico! If that's really an award-winning strategy, Sunny wants his medal.