PEPSI CONVOY

 

((Mine is a jovial laugh!))

Contact Informations:

--AIM: PepsiConvoyRocks

--LJ: pepsi_forever

--Mun: Kurumi

-Canon Information - Wait he's canon?-

The only thing Pepsi Convoy wants to do is deliver sweet, sweet Pepsi Cola to sentient beings around the globe!  He is made of sentient metal - the same metal one PepsiMan is made from.  He has a CO2 gun, and looks... well.

-Cracktran Information-

Pepsi Convoy woke up in the ruins of some random research facility, and immediately asked around to see if anyone could help him find his place in the world.  Bumblebee said hello, and Convoy was quite content to use his hacking skills to get a coordinate off of his IP address, equating him to the base after almost thinking he had to go to Aruba, where Bee was vacationing.  He took a few days - apparently ran into some trouble with someone, though he won't say who - and showed up in the evening, making fast friends with Moonracer.  He still doesn't remember her name.

He's generally a nice guy, always smiling or laughing, but he's really a doofus.  He doesn't remember people's names, and is quite all right with using people for his own ends - not on purpose, though; just because he thinks it's within his rights.  He may or may not be able to charm the pants off of anyone, and is apparently a pimp, if Thundercracker's comment during spin-the-bottle one night has any weight.  He has no idea what a "pimp" is.  He also never drinks, and has no idea how kissing can be sexual.  Like I said - doofus.

It's very likely that if you can't find him right away, he's either wandering around base or locked in a storage closet on accident.

No one's sure yet if he's one of the creations of the Allspark on Earth, or if he simply crash landed and hit his head.  No one really cares, either.

He doesn't understand why everyone says he looks like Optimus Prime - and when people ask, he'll be sure to tell them "He looks nothing like me" - the wording indicating that he thinks he's more entitled to the dashing good looks than his so-called twin.  He did, however, put on more decals at Megatron's request, and doesn't plan to go into any dimly lit areas where the High Protector might accidentally wander.

He hasn't really done anything of importance, unless you count making out with pretty much everyone during spin-the-bottle.  This is because no one talks to him :<

---ROMANCE?

Pepsi Convoy has no idea how to be romantic, much less if he's being romantic at any one point in time.  Case in point - he flirted shamelessly with Moonracer, without even knowing that he was doing it.  It's very likely that he simply isn't capable of feeling any emotions other than mild bemusement and joy.  He played spin the bottle sober and kissed a bunch of mechs, not that he remembers their names, but still nothing.  He does think Tracks - or, "that one shiny one" - has a nice paintjob, but that's just because he's distracted by shiny things.  Lately, however, he's actually been... Nice to the other, since he's been through so much drama.  Showers are good for relaxation, amirite?  They must be, since Convoy later used the same relaxation technique on Dead End, who kind of worries poor Convoy.

No one knows if he'll ever fall in love, though OOC comments have been made in reference to everyone from Dewbot to Swindle to Unicron.  Albeit, Swindle would just use him as any pimp would, and Unicron is incapable of love.

HOLOS:

Pepsi Convoy finally got a holo because he heard that you need one to do damned near anything off base.  SO, he went searching for someone who is both aesthetically pleasing as well as efficiently "Convoy" in feel.

We think he's found it.