HOOK FACTS

This is the definitive list of things that EVERYONE needs to know about Hook.

• Hook does not repair patients. He glares at them until their bodies reassemble out of sheer terror.
• Do NOT argue with Hook.  You will NOT win. 
• Hook has two conversational modes:  Glare and Yell.  Hope that he only glares at you.  Yelling has been known to make mechs' heads implode.

• Hook does not recharge, he waits.

• Hook's visor does not hide his optics, they are protective eyewear for me and you, since he's got those death-causing lasers and all. He makes Cyclops look like a wimp. (Not that he isn't already, anyway)

• He's part of the Family, 'nuff said.

• The universe was created by Hook yelling. The stars assembled themselves out of fright.

• Hook > You
• HOOK SEES ALL.
• Hook can bake.