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Siadea

Canon History (shut up Kiss Players does too have a canon!)

"If he is seen in a battlefield, there will be no winner in the war. That is because no warriors will die that day."

These words were passed down from soldier to soldier on both the Cybertron and Destron armies, throughout the long years of the Great War. Glit is the most skilled surgeon that the Destrons have. His keen sense of smell and gently glowing optic sensors never miss a wounded soldier, even if he is of the enemy army. He appeared as an angel even to jaded enemy warriors who had fought through the millennia. Although Glit is soft-mannered, he makes his own opinions clear and has an inner strength that will never give in to violence or threats. On the other hand, he has a childish, stubborn side that refuses to budge from a decision that he has already made. It is said that under his ministrations, even the most battle-hardened veteran or bloodthirsty criminal becomes as passive as a child with a skinned knee. Once, Glit's commanding officer Megatron was displeased by the fact that Glit had given medical treatment to the Commander of the enemy army. He ordered his soldiers to cut off Glit's arms. However, many soldiers spoke up; citing Glit's vital importance and necessity, and Megatron was forced to reconsider.

(taken from here)

Cracktrans History

Glit is the medic whore. If you need medical attention, Glit wants you, and he wants you bad. He's fast, discreet, and prone to all sorts of sexual innuendo while he climbs on top of and inside you.  Glit maintains he's NOT a pacifist; whoever the slag heard of a Decepticon pacifist? He just doesn't have the room to carry weaponry! (It's hard out here for a cassette.) If you call on his services, expect to be peppered with questions, possibly jumped up and down on (hey, he can't bend plates back into place with his hands like a normal-sized bipedal mech!), and possibly whapped with a paw for being an idiot.

He arrived, deemed the planet inferior, and got through the barrier to immediately treat Swoop, and apparently hasn't stopped working since. (Except to bicker with Howlback. She strains his bodhsattva-like love and kindness.) He seems to be drinking less these days, and spends his time working on every mech he can get his little paws on, whether they like it or not. Mostly they like it, though Glit is willing to admit that possibly he should not have fixed Nemesis and Galvatron.

Currently, Glit's favorite people include Pepsi Convoy and Ultra Magnus. He's terribly attached to Convoy, and enjoys upping the number of inappropriate remarks he makes in Magnus's general direction. Glit considers this only fair, since Magnus apparently doesn't remember a certain battlefield Incident that led to Megatronian disciplinary action during the war. (See above in the canon history.) He also greatly enjoys discomfiting Optimus Prime by prescribing vigorous interfacing for Lord Megatron as part of a mental health regimen, but that's just because Prime is easily flustered. The cassette is also currently in a passive-aggressive war with Ratchet, whom he has yet to see: both mechs have a very particular way that they want the medbay set up, and so the medbay at the moment is not... precisely... organized.

Also, Glit loves you. Yes, even you. And you. You know who you are.

Abilities

Glit was created as a search-and-rescue drone, and despite his current status as a full-fledged medical surgeon, he did not downgrade himself afterwards. His sense of smell is incredible, particularly for spilled energon. Not only can he smell the difference between drinking-energon and energon-from-inside-a-mech, but he can do it from across the entire base. Also his refusal to bear weaponry prioritization of carrying medical supplies on his person rather than weapons means that he carries just about all of the medical equipment you could possibly need for triage. Our thievish little cassette is prone to looting the nearest medbay to replenish these when necessary.