BONECRUSHER

((Bonecrusher hates that this is the only picture of him on the net.))

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--AIM: crush all humanz

--LJ: crush_ur_bonez

--Mun: Kurumi

-Canon Information - Movieverse-

Bonecrusher hates everything.  Bonecrusher hates you, your mother, and that slagging bus that was in his way.  He also hates Optimus Prime because he beheaded him.  He hates evertying.  Really.  He's a horrible shot, but he "prefers" to just rip things up with his bare hands, anyways.  His alternate form is a Buffalo Mine Protected Vehicle.  He doesn't have a very large roll in the movie... and of course, he hates that.

-Cracktran Information-

Bonecrusher is a big mech.  At around 22 tons, give or take a few, the slagger is definitely one of those Juggernaut type Decepticons that you don’t want to get on the bad side of.  Luckily, he’s pretty laid back, so long as he has a steady flow of energon off of which he can get drunk on.

Bonecrusher spent his time at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss doing two things: playing Tetris, and posting random thoughts onto a website called Livejournal.  He hates his Livejournal because he can’t change the layout from pink kittens (even though he loves kittens), but it’s an easy place to put thoughts down, especially when you don’t want to go insane at the bottom of the ocean.  Of course, once he got a journal, the others followed suit, setting up a sort of community between the Transformers in the ocean, the ones on land, and the ones still in space.  Bonecrusher hates being at the crux of a community.

While at the bottom of the ocean, Bonecrusher tried to distract himself by going to webpages about the Bahamas and other tropical places that might be less hateful than the icy Atlantic.  Unfortunately for him, he forgot to check his firewalls and accidentally downloaded a virus - G.E.N.K.I.  Genki proceeded to make him incredibly happy, downloaded a metric shit-ton of music onto his hard drives - ranging from techno to Disney to musicals to everything happy and joyful in the world.  Unfortunately, Genki also kind of fried part of his processors; instead of having it fixed, Bonecrusher just let Genki hang around.  After all, his spark had given the thing some sort of sentience - it’s only fair that he let it live.

Once the Decepticons got pulled out of the ocean by Thundercracker and Skywarp, Bonecrusher somehow got left behind and stayed tucked away in a north-eastern warehouse until he got so bored and pissed at everyone’s happy LJ entries that he decided to go see what all the fuss was about with this “base” thing.  The war was over, in any case, so he could actually get a medic to replace the leg he lost during his rescue - after all, only Autobots are medics.

So he traveled across the country and came to the base, where he met Arcee.  Arcee was nice enough to replace his leg - though she had put it on and given him two left feet for a terrible moment in ‘Crusher’s life - and he generally doesn’t have much against her for it.  Since then, Arcee and him have become friends - to the point where an accidental overload means nothing, and he’s quite willing to let the femme beat him to within an inch of his life.  (There was also that one time at band camp...)

He also got a steady supply of energon and music, and his own private room to dance in because he might say he hates dancing but secretly we all know he loves it.  His private room became less than private, however, when Jeff moved in, taking up a comfy corner in exchange for listening to Bonecrusher’s random angsting and emoing.  Bonecrusher, in return, saves his life every time he gets kidnapped. (Total times kidnapped and/or in need of rescue: 5.)  It’s unknown as to why Bonecrusher is so nice to Jeff, who’s a human and, therefore, someone he should hate, but that’s how things go.

He was, at this point in time, in a long-distance type relationship with Dewbot, who he didn’t really know and had never met, and for some reason he and Dewbot never saw each other around base.  He also got piss-aft drunk a lot, and hung out with Brawl.  Life was good!  Well, as much as life can be for a Decepticon who hates people.

Unfortunately, one time he got drunk with Blackout at a party and things... Got out of hand.  Namely, Blackout ended up stripping and then manhandling Bonecrusher, who threw out his reservations and banged that blender.  The morning after was pretty crazy but the two of them decided to go with it and see how it worked.  Needless to say, it’s a bit dysfunctional.

There is some trouble in paridise.  Bonecrusher let Arcee torture him for practice, and she somehow also managed to find a Pink Wire in his chassis that overloads him almost immediately; he did some highly illegal dance moves with Alpha Trion; and oh yeah, he kissed Tracks after getting in a fight with Blackout.  They broke up for a while after that, but ended up getting back together.

Speaking of Tracks.  That’s... a complicated relationship.  Bonecrusher’s first real interaction with him involved throwing empty cubes at the back of his head.  His second interaction involved him brutally mauling the Corvette before coming to his senses and taking him to the medbay.  After that, they got together a few times to talk about random problems - this, eventually, led to Bonecrusher and him making out a little.  Since Bonecrusher told Blackout about it and was summarily dumped, the two of them hooked up randomly for either violent or awkward interfacing.  Blackout and Bonecrusher then banged in the halls and realized they really were kind of stuck together, and Bonecrusher had to figure out what in the hell he was going to do about Tracks, who he does actually enjoy the company of.  This became much easier when Blackout got slagged to the Pit and back by Galvatron; Bonecrusher was already glitched from a headblow by the Megatron redeco and when he saw Blackout, he kind of didn’t take it well.  (Rumor has it that there may be more to this than meets... you know where I’m going.)  He ended up going to Tracks, who found out that they were, indeed, getting back together.  It wasn’t... a messy end for Bonecrusher/Tracks, but it wasn’t exactly pretty.

Doesn’t help that Bonecrusher still bangs Tracks.  Infidelity and cheating, alas, seem to be something he’s good at by default.  (That and threesomes.  Mirage, I’m looking at you.)

---GENKI

-Livejournal: genkidesuyo

-AIM Name: mahounogenki

There's a virus that lived on Bonecrusher's processors that became sentient when it came into contact with his spark.  It has a personality that can be defined by it's self-given name: "GENKI".  Where Bonecrusher hates, Genki loves; Bonecrusher's caps turn to lowercase, and his use of ":D," "<3," and "lol" increase by over nine-thousand percent.  He's been asked if he wants Genki removed, but apparently he doesn't mind it.

Genki also helps Bonecrusher quite a bit; it helped him with his holos (because he's inept, really), and has also helped calm him down during panic and/or rage attacks.  Just ask Jeffy.

The only people Genki seems to hate is Blackout - who it thinks is bad for Crusher; Megatron - only on the basic-processor level, since it's been there, done that; and Unicron - who is mean to poor Nemesis-kun~~~! D: D: D:

Recently (as of early November 2007), Genki managed to make contact with Primus, who she talked to about saving the world and asked for a body so she could help him with his workload.  He hooked her up, true Primus style, and she now happens to be a magical girl.  Yes, you heard me fucking right, Genki is now a magical girl, complete with sparkling transformations, poses, a wand, and a hammer about three times her size.  She has access to hammerspace, needless to say.  She also looks a lot like Chii from Chobits, for some unknown reason.

She totally <3's Nemesis and has told him she'll do anything for him - just like a real magical girl.

HOLOS:

Bonecrusher uses this random guy as a holo - Genki modified it for his pleasure, adding a Jayne-styled goatee and, later, three scars along his chest to mimic where Blackout scraped his armor.  His armor still has those marks, btw.  ((deviantArt by ~rimbaudy))

Alternatively, Genki uses YoYo Girl-Cop as her holo - only she never looks that badass.  She actually looks... well, Genki.  Lots of smiling.  Now that Genki's gone, Bonecrusher has no excuse.  Everyone knows now that whenever he uses this holo to distract people from escaping humans and their femme friends that it's allll him, baby.